"I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny."

Joan Rivers, 1933-2014


Joan Rivers


Joan Rivers Quotes That Still Make Us Laugh Out Loud

"I hate thin people; ‘Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?’"

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Joan Rivers by Harry Langdon

“If you don’t go to Broadway, you’re a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don’t tell me there isn’t something wonderful playing. If I’m home in New York at night, I’m either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We’re in the theater capital of the world, and if you don’t get it, you’re an idiot.” — Joan Rivers (via inivyandintwine)


Joan Rivers on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson - 1984 (x)