Joan Rivers Quotes That Still Make Us Laugh Out Loud

"I hate thin people; ‘Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?’"

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Joan Rivers by ©Timothy Greenfield-Sanders


Joan Rivers by Harry Langdon

“If you don’t go to Broadway, you’re a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don’t tell me there isn’t something wonderful playing. If I’m home in New York at night, I’m either at a Broadway or an Off Broadway show. We’re in the theater capital of the world, and if you don’t get it, you’re an idiot.” — Joan Rivers (via inivyandintwine)


Joan Rivers on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson - 1984 (x)


Remembering Joan Rivers, in today’s daily cartoon.


The Queen of comedy and my own personal idle, rest in peace. ❤️

This is the last thing I ever wanted to hear in my life. Everyone who knows me knows that Joan is my hero. My friends, relatives, coworkers, acquaintances. Everyone. She has always been incredibly kind to me and has inspired me in every aspect of my life. She had the biggest heart of anyone I’d ever had the pleasure of meeting. The last time I saw her, she made sure to tell me to drive carefully before I left. She was just that kind of person and truly cared about everyone.

Joan, I love you so much. Thank you for always inspiring me & making me laugh. Comedy will truly never be the same.

I just feel absolutely numb right now. I am devastated.


"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." — Joan Rivers (1933- 2014)